I am perfectly happy with my single life. To be honest it's a ton easier than trying to figure out how a guys brain works.
I am notriously bad a seeing the signals when it comes to dating. I really have no idea if a guy likes me. And anyone who has read this before will know that I blame this on dancing.
When a guy starts texting me and they don't take a year to reply to my texts, normally I take that as a good sign. But then it begins to take them a year to text back and it's just like "what happened there?!"
Ideally Mr Right is going to coming knocking on my door one Friday when I'm at home watching crap tv (as opposed to out clubbing or whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing). Sadly I can't see this happening.
Essentially, I am already on the way to the local cat rescue center.
